Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The World is filled with idiots. Big idiots. Small idiots. Fat idiots. Short idiots. Bald idiots. Ugly idiots. Smelly idiots. Even stupid idiots.

And these idiots, will at some point in time, be your boss. A higher up who only got Cs in highschool and realized very early on that the road to success in life was to make sure that all those who are smarter than them (which, is the majority of the population) have one disadvantage: they have to bypass them or outshine them in order to move up.

And so, these idiots learned very quickly how to successfully stay on top of the game using slander and other types of sociopathic corporate killing sprees to keep those who should be ahead of the game, down. Way way down.

They've perfected the game, they've --

"MIA!"

Why does Consuela alway interupt me just when I'm on a roll?

"Yer isn't should be saying doze sings. Da people dey will read and den dey will really hate yer!!"


"Shut up!" I yell back at her. I have a point to make.

Now...where was I?